Friday Chews

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Robert Orben

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.

Bob Thaves, "Frank and Ernest", 1982

Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.

Doris Egan, House M.D., House vs. God, 2006