Friday Chews

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Rita Rudner

Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats.

Howard Aiken (1900 - 1973)

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.

Jewish Proverb

Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.

Unknown, Brigader Lethbridge-Stewart in "Dr. Who" – In remembrance of Diana