If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975)
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
Woody Allen (1935 - )
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
John Wayne (1907 - 1979)
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